Yeah, I loved the contestants this season. I was a little disappointed with Nancy winning, but I get it. She was always consistently good, even if she rarely made super outstanding items like some of the others.

And this weekend I’m gonna watch him kick the shit out of HHH.

I don’t know what you mean. Strowman feuding with SNL cast members is fuckin’ top notch writing.

Disney bought out a lot more tickets than I was expecting.

Yeah, I think about getting something nerdy, like a Triforce or whatever. But I just know after I get it Link will turn out to be an anti-Semite or something.

I would 100% get a Whataburger tattoo for free food. 

He was a really good Jack Nicholson, playing Jack Nicholson, dressed as The Joker though.

Oh my Christ, when I got out of Infinity War at about 10pm opening night there were so many assholes LOUDLY talking about the movie directly in front of the theater doors. I almost went to jail. For murder.

What the F David Blaine?!

Star Trek Discovery is available on European Netflix, via VPN for US viewers. I’m hoping Twilight Zone will be too.

He’s totally right about how what counts as a gaffe has changed. The West Wing had an episode where it was kind of a minor scandal when President Bartlett “accidentally” (on purpose) on a hot mic mildly suggested that his opponent was *maybe* not as smart as him. It’s gotta be tough for fiction to actually portray…

Oh shit, I gotta finish Clone Wars. You buried the lede there, Melissa.

Well coleslaw is garbage, so okay.

Yeah, in the book Gregor just kind of punches him in the face hard enough to cave in his skull. The two-hand crush works better. However, book Gregor also killed a few bystanders in the crowd with wild sword swings.

The main quest is not *that* bad, if you know to click on all the text that fills your journal. It gives you pretty decent directions most of the time, but you do have to pay attention and read. Which I love. I adore that kind of immersion. Even though I distinctly remember the directions telling me to find a cairn at…

Good luck stumbling into the Morag Tong without knowing where they are.

In the GotY edition the Dark Brotherhood assassins can easily murder you if you get unlucky and they attack you at low level, but that’s more a design oversight than a bug.

Their stupid relationship drama was the worst part of Clerks 2, which was otherwise not even that great.

Mikey actually posted on Twitter earlier that he came back to do some work on 3.

I’d like to take this opportunity to remind everybody that Kenny Was Right.