That’s sort of par for the course, but in reverse. FF VI, FFVII, FF IX, and FF X (the one’s I’ve played) were all pretty linear to begin with, but more open at the end. Final Fantasy VI did it best I think, where on rails you explored the world, but then in the second have you go around and see how everything has…

“He’s big”

And the kid will be like “Uh, mom, there’s no combat in games any more. Teams work collaboratively by exchanging engrams to cleanse their birth trauma.”

Leo is so NOT hot right now.

Please don’t make the evolved form of my 2nd favorite Pokemon dance to “goodnight horses”. Now I can’t stop wondering if charizard is tucking & has a clefairy held hostage and starving in an oubliette in his basement.

...birds? Lady, you need to get your Digimon straight.

Haven’t seen that many red bags since that nude beach in Ireland

And how do we know this isn’t just Schreier trying to escape blame for another game delay?

You know what the saddest thing is? After all the hype and care they put into Ash’s Greninja....he’s just going to abandon Greninja at Oak’s lab once he heads off to Alola. Keep in mind his Greninja is probably the non-Pikachu Pokemon of his they put the most effort into since freaking Charizard. So the fact that the…

He’s been a loser ever since he refused to evolve Pikachu into Raichu. Yep, still pissed about that since the day that episode aired.

If he did win a championship, wouldn’t that mean he’d have to stand around in the mountains waiting for other challengers to best him?

Should have left it up to twitch chat

Funny enough his loser instincts are contagious. As Ash often has rivals with the winning edge to them, the best example is Trip. A Trainer in the anime who trains like a player plays the game, catching and using only the strongest Pokemon and changing them up when they run out of use. However by the end of the series…

The series will end with Ash flipping tables, throwing pokeballs in a river and taking up a bicycle shop.

Ash has been and forever will be a massive loser. From season 1 to the end of time, he will continue to be a loser.

There’s a difference... hell, they aren’t even in the same game. Enjoying what a game is, and being angry that things you feel you were promised aren’t in that game, don’t really compare.

I can hate the fact, for example, that ship flight is not as tight and customizable as previous media implied. I can, however, still…

I believe it’s called WaterSports. Google it if you don’t believe me.

Not sure if this was part of the original script for Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.