So all the seamen were waiting for the Balls to drop

drop the first merc into a concrete hole, place the second merc into a wide cylinder so that you can somehow stand on it. Then place cylinder over the first merc and step on it with your body weight

Why did it have to be sequels snakes?

Just seeing these words makes me incredibly anxious. Like I was in a pit filled with snakes or something.

A surveillance camera?

What’s with the slut-shaming? There are so many resources available for people to make their own costumes that fit within their idea of what a costume should look like, e.g. the entire world of cosplay. I don’t get why we are targeting “sexy” costumes or the people that wear them. Sexy costumes are fun and silly, and…

I can hear Neil Degrasse Tyson salivating at the thought of mocking this from here.

Oh I am so happy to be here, it beats slopping Subway. Not.

The official name of the costume is “Donna T. Rumpshaker”.

He is NOT aiming for that ice!

I say, wear a space suit at all times. WE MUST NEVER COME IN CONTACT WITH THE NATURAL WORLD.

I’m sorry, did you think the military had Secret Magic Instant Reboot computers, like a light switch or something? Not getting the surprise here.

Shhh. Detroit doesn’t know they’ve been cancelled.

I wasn’t aware the ancient alien guy was into cosplay...

“Gotta move fast if I’m gonna avoid being in this picture!”

Jared Leto looks great in this.

Whatever happened to getting actors to voice characters in games without making those characters also look like the actors? They did this with Ellen Page: The Game as well.