Do you want Skynet?! Because this is how you get Skynet...

Why would you want your car to throw drinks at you while calling you a pervert?

She lies and says it’s a VPN

Revenue comes from ads, huh? And they totally aren’t tracking your browsing habits using an “anonymous” token, enable to serve you “more relevant” ads, either.

I think the problem here is that Scotland has precious few crocodiles and zebras. Let me try to re-work the problem...

That’s super; also I actually work with way more of them than you do, and mine are far more annoying.

Voice is way too soft...that’s not America.

The bleaching of towels and porn stars’ buttholes has been going on for thousands of years. Suddenly coral bleaching is unnatural??? Al Gore did 9/11.

No worries. We can just grind the coral up into money, and then eat the money. Problems solved.

“ Alright, call me a raving crazy SJW but maybe it is time for this book to be changed.”

I don’t really know if changing history really helps anyone, and maybe changing the current football team names with racist slurs is more productive than re-writing books. We could also change the name Oklahoma, which is a Choctaw word meaning ‘Red People’ but that was a name suggested by a Choctaw Chief during the…

Silly Dell kid. Marijuana is a Gateway drug.

corporate altruism

The L.A. Times didn’t bring the charges against him, the government did.

So you decided that the casting of an ethnically-appropriate actress and ethnically-appropriate actor for Moana was a good time to renew a two-year-old gripe about Exodos: Gods and Kings?

Poi

Note to anyone reading this: Keikaku means plan.

This is getting out of hand. We need a keikaku.