Quadruple speed? Sweet, now it’ll only take 2 hours to kill Yiazmat.

“Who’s making so many high noons?”

Everyone pretty much was a vampire in Bloodborne.

You say that now but wait until we have Souls Party 7, Heroes of Lordran and Minecraft: Dark Souls Edition.

I would love them to make an open sci-fi game with the exploration and sense of isolation of the first Dark Souls. Of course it would need radically different gameplay beyond that or you’d just end up with Souls with laser swords, but it would be neat to see them try a new gen Metroidvania like how DS1 sort of felt…

They only published that one.

White Bones?

Then there’ll be that area late game where they ran out of time so they just put a huge unfinished desert area full of Dire Coyotes and called it a day. Angel Eye Ruins.

I can’t speak for everyone but I am kind of getting Souls fatigue at this point. DS3 was fun and BB was amazing but I think it’s good for them to take a hiatus on the series rather than churn out yearly installments until everyone is sick of it.

Shootah

If ever there was someone who needed to be told to overact, that person wasn’t Sam Neill.

Call the original Prey and call this one John Prey.

Going to the whole demon rape thing right out of the gate, eh? Not sure what they’re really thinking with that marketing but at least they’re setting this in a universe where one guy single-handedly killing entire armies makes canonical sense.

Nah, they’ll probably just have to redo it with a massive graphical downgrade. Of course the actual game will be free but you’ll have to pay a microtransaction any time you want to tame a monster.

All is lost

Metroid Prime Federation Force was in development for the Nintendo 3DS. The game promised 4-player co-op missions and Blastball for 3 vs 3 sports battles.

I mean they don’t need to put “added 15 attack to weapon x or made weapon y’s attacks come out 3 frames faster”, but they could at least indicate whether they’re making something more or less effective instead of the incredibly vague “made adjustments to this weapon class”.

Wouldn’t be the first time they’d nerfed something that was already garbage.

Pontiff Sulyvahn now laughs at you when you die.

Competitive game? I thought we were talking about Overwatch? :^)