Hield is older than EVERYONE thought:

I didn’t know Jim Spanfeller ran baseball too.

“You’re not our Buddy, pal.” -SacTown

Right, so I was an English major in undergrad and grad school—me not math good, me just word pretty—but I’m confused: Most of the other players lose 1.25"-2" of height under the new measurements. That makes sense, given that the sole of an athletic shoe tends to be fairly thick for shock absorption and tread-wear…

Bill Walton did the same shit. He’s actually 7-2 or 7-3 but he always listed his playing height as 6-11 because he thinks 7 footers are considered freaks. Here’s a picture of him with 7 footer Robert Parish.......

Still suffering major knee damage? Colin Kaepernick. 

+1,000 lbs

Did you explain to Dom that the shirts are not yellow, but maize?  If he knew that, he might change his tune.

Um, #NotAllBats are vampire bats. It’s 2019. We should be beyond such slander. Wait, this is print so.. libel.

It’s not so much the concept itself is horrific, it’s that some specific narrow and corrupt interests went to considerable extent to try to push this last year over the strong objections of interests like...the players, the league, the national association, etc, and tried to steamroll everyone so they could make a few…

You mean because all the Skins players move as though one of their legs is caught in a bear trap?

“I didn’t know NFL teams had homecoming games,” he said. “I thought that was a high school thing.” 

He’s kind of like the Richard Sherman of the NFL in his wavering between smart, thoughtful, outspoken guy and complete asshole.

Draymond Green’s a dick-and-balls-kicking asshole but he’s also right a lot of the time. For every can’t miss prospect like LeBron or KD or Zion, there’s a dozen guys every year who have the potential to have long, productive careers in the NBA and never get it because they don’t land in a situation that’ll help them…

Vince Carter is so old, he remembers when the UK handed Hong Kong over to China in 1997!

I absolutely cannot wait for some random game in February when he has a ridiculous put-back dunk or he drives and posterizes someone and we all get to gush about it. I hope he plays until he’s 50.

That is embarrassing, but not as embarrassing as losing a playoff series because you couldn’t get your ass off the ice quickly enough to avoid an offsides! 

But it’s older and has more miles.

10% better mpg

No matter what LeBron does, China is not going to suddenly (or even eventually) change a damn thing.