apples and mandarins

I’m surprised at this anti-Bulgaria post.

If he’s anything like me, he doesn’t like being hugged because the feelings of emotional and physical proximity are simply overwhelming for him and it becomes a sort of sensory overload when there’s firm contact with another human being.

I met HoJo at a Rockland Boulders game (his son was on the team).  He let me try on his World Series ring. That was cool as hell. 

As a Miami heat fan I absolutely reserve the right to be wildly over confident in this young man and what he and jimmy buckets can do to secure us a sixth seed in the playoffs and a first round exit at the hands of, I don’t know, the Toronto Raptors.

And when he went to practice the next day, a small sign hung in the practice facility that read simply: Zach Brown Banned.

There were two outs, therefore first base being occupied was irrelevant.

no, there were two outs

Nope.

You don’t need a headset when Jesus is calling the plays. #blessed 

“For football keepers transitioning to ice hockey, there’s a lot of adjustments,” Čech said. “But playing for Arsenal made me very comfortable with my defenders gliding backward towards my net.”

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This is Deadspin, we all float down here.

Indeed, congrats Winnepeg Thrashers. 

Insert your own Chris Berman sound effects; I know I did.

Being one point better than the Dolphins is like having one IQ point on Trump.

Be sure to see how Adam Thielen was also open by 15 yards on that second TD, top of the screen. 

Although I was happy to see the Cardinals stomp out the Braves after their dumbshit “we won’t do our racist tomahawk chop in front of your native american player but fuck you we do what we want” bullshit, I think the Nationals are the only team left that I would root for (I don’t dislike the Astros but they’ve…

He had a 119 ERA+ this season, 15th in the NL. He didn't have an average season, he was a solid #2 starter who was the Nats' #4 starter