Nah. We can be pissed off at the NBA for silencing someone’s take. That’s not like the various administrations sticking Uncle Sam’s genitals into the world’s various holes, but something we can do if we like. Nobody’s saying that we want to enforce our worldview on China. But I’ll be damned if I can’t say I don’t like…

I always read it as “ello” - well, hello there yourself, French-speaking Quebec person!

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Never forget

Houston is still the best team by enough of a margin that we may continue to forget that October balls can be juiced, too.

Always difficult to find support from those with a vested interest in appearance.

My favorite thing about this is that when Ortiz says “They might think it’s cheating” it very much sounds like he’s saying “They might think it’s shitty.”

and it’s against the rapidly deflating Browns.

Been a big fan of EDD’s since I learned who she was: the day she left UConn for Delaware before her freshman year of college. She is such an amazingly talented athlete. Congrats EDD and the Mystics!

and responded by kicking Nix in the face. Cosgrove pulled Nix out of the pathway so the two could escape, but then the owner decided to use the doggie door himself to reach out and fire his taser

Nix Bruised In Scrape, May Be Cut

To be fair, his teammate invited him over.

But what if they did?....

Buffalo Buffalo

I thought Clayton Kershaw’s tribute to that last night was really beautiful.

The decision by Roberts to turn to Joe Kelly in the 10th before utilizing Kenley Jansen, a guy who can and has given you multiple innings in relief (despite his best years being behind him), was equally baffling. 

Oh my god. OH MY GOD. I can’t believe that happened.

It bothers me so much that she tried to deflect all the criticism with “Just be kind!” It’s such a chicken shit defense that doesn’t reckon at all with the criticism she received. “Oh, you’re mad about me, whose celebrity is inextricably linked with her sexuality, hanging out with a dude who pissed all over gay…

This reminds me of the nude picture hack. “dON’T tAke NAkeD PhOToS thEn!”

Being a huge asshole on the ice ages you faster.