The story contains Art Briles.

“I COULD end homesless but I think the real issue is paying terrible, entitled college kids, taking away money from real school programs and making sure all 55,000 genders can use every room as a bathroom.” Gavin Newsom (literally every morning)

What if I told you they’d been in the Sweet 16 or better since 2014? OR What if I told you it was the name of a fictional moon colony in a L Ron Hubbard book? Both could be completely legitimate and we’ll never know if either is.

Markus Not Many, my man, my dude, let me lay it out for you, a governor can actually address two issues at once. Addressing NCAA player pay, does not exclude him from “figuring out homelessness.” Just like you can both manage to coach men’s basketball, and find time to make galaxy brain political takes. 

Leave a ham like this out for too long uncured and, you guessed it. Rottenham.

Sports talk guy: This Jets fool better have a steel spleen.

For the sake of his sister’s health, let’s hope the Jets don’t tie on Sunday.

We have seen how basketball can be an important form of people-to-people exchange that deepens ties between the United States and China.

Maybe he should have disguised it as a United States Treasury bond.

I think last night’s game told us more about Baltimore than either of the teams playing.

what in the absolute hell

not without a franchise having angered the elder gods

Special bike for that!

Texas senator Ted Cruz, who is a Rockets fan, condemned the NBA’s stance on Sunday. “We’re better than this; human rights shouldn’t be for sale & the NBA shouldn’t be assisting Chinese communist censorship,” he wrote on Twitter.  {Guardian}

My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw him pass out at the game last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.

I trust you, as you are a Legit News Outlet.

I hope he’s OK. Not the least because if he is, he’s now the mayor of Buffalo pursuant to their municipal code. 

Jimmy CouldntFly Snuka

It would be a Music City Miracle if he survived that one.

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short.