DUUURRRR! Namath’s liver was the size of a boxcar and he won the Superbowl!

This entire discourse has reeked of “everybody involved desperately needs to Log Off For Like Two Days” and truly, that’s what we should do. 

That’s what happens you coldplay instead of warming up properly.

literal sewage treatment facility

“Manchester United have Liverpool’d “Pool Boy’d” themselves”

Those titles feel like they were written by a new Tom Haverford/Jean Ralphio venture.

Khan is intelligent, but not experienced.

Also fuck FIFA.

“....and while I know this is a hard day for many of you, we will do our best to support your during this transition. And also FYI, Walter Iooss Jr. will be taking photos of you all while you clean out your desks, so feel free to ham it up.

Ugh, too soon. Take your stupid star, and also this VHS copy of highlights from the 1992 Dallas Cowboys’ thrilling march to the Super Bowl.

Oh, they’ve seen women before, just not as human beings.

“...they fear that one of the groups (“Thanos-like”) will be given pink slips, with the other told it is safe.”

Yeah, this has a distinctly non-consensual feel to it. She is literally there as a requirement of her job. Kudos to her (i guess?) for being a good sport about it but it feels real yucky to watch the video of enormous men wearing face covering goggles drenching a single, totally unprotected woman with alcohol.

“And they’ve bought her 80 new suits” -The ball is curving back into play!

I’m looking forward to 2022. I expect it to be an utter catastrophe and a well earned one.

Also, fuck their antisemitism.

Matthijs de Ligt got pantsed by Bulgaria in his first game with Netherlands. He turned out alright.

If there is a baseline between exuberant celebration and disturbingly degrading behavior, these videos are a slow roller toward first that might not stay in fair territory.

Man, we’re already getting a head start for “Why Your World Cup Host Sucks 2022".

Totally fuck Qatar. What a disaster of a host for anything that is ostensibly fun.