Oil money fucks up everything. 

Is someone taking your Dest

Oooh, do I smell fan fiction? Troymaine Pope, Pope of Troy, Maine

Would make for a perfect Jeb Lund guest column imo

First Jaguars Junction, now The Blowhole? I anxiously await Deadspin’s next column on Florida’s NFL franchises, The Sinking Ship, a Buccaneers blog written by Tim Burke.

I intend on speculating wildly don’t even try to stop me

The only just result of a Jay Gruden firing would be the elevation of one Rob Fucking Ryan to Head Football Coach. It’s what we remaining fans of this shitbag team deserve.

Khalil Mack was also an unannounced guest when he came in to sack Cousins on air because there was no one who bothered to stop him.

Neutral observer here. When Grisham overran the ball you saw him basically start to collapse after he realized what had happened, only to then realize he couldn’t even mourn his mistake since it was only the 8th and Soto was still running the bases. Man, I felt that.

This description really undersells how bad Hader was. He still should’ve gotten out of it, if not for Zimmerman’s bloop falling in between everybody, but had no command and earned those runs.

As a neutral, that was some game! And I remember Hader got involved in some assholery last year, so I maybe chuckled at his misfortune. Also Soto’s lucky the run he represented wasn’t required.

It’s been way too long since he rapped at us!

Fuck, I miss Jim Anchower. I wonder what he’s up to these days?

From a certain utilitarian perspective, ”is it a catch?” is not the important question, but whether reviewing the play increases or decreases the benefit/fun derived from watching the game.

Great read. I think theres a moral argument against replay having to do with our conceptions of fairness. (Its a bit more legal than classically philosophical but bear with me.)

Be happy.  Zeno would have just kept drawing penalties from the defense forever anyway.

I’m still pissed that Parmenides marked Zeno down at the half-yard line in 435 BC. Replay would have fixed that.

What idiot called it A Philosopher’s Definitive (And Slightly Maddening) Case Against Replay Review and not A Chrysippus Story?

I was thinking Brad Wilkerson and/or Frank Cattalanotto

‘Mysterious Deactivation’ sounds like Joe Walsh trying just a little bit too hard to reach a younger audience with his latest single.