I’m sure you already know this and probably intended it, but I just figured out that this is actually funnier if you post it on every post.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

The dope was in the crease!

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

Would like to take this opportunity to applaud the decision to link out to as many great non-sports stories as possible today:

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

I’m saddened by the imminent firing of the great Ray Ratto.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Dest has been playing heavily on the left both for Ajax and USMNT. He’ll fit right in. 

I hope Zion makes a full recovery and spends the next 15 years ripping off the basketball ring on dunks, but Morant’s athleticism and vision always meant that he was a safe bet. If he can get his jumper to the point where he can hit 38% on 3s and have a midranger to use late in games, he’ll be a multi-time All-Star.

And Reggie Cannon has arguably played better than either of them.  Hopefully Dest can solve the left hand side and Yedlin or Cannon lock down the right.

FYI, Mr. Blank: A Toter 64-gallon wheeled commercial trash can easily capable of holding a coach’s body is located at aisle 56, bay 005 at the Midtown Home Depot in Atlanta.

That is true Brownian Motion being exhibited. 

Eat Y'self Taller

Aso, because someone should say this every time his name gets mentioned, fuck that piece of shit Kevin Johnson.  

Everybody loves Th’Fall.

If we are going to talk about human victory cigars and not bring up Brian Scalabrine what are we even doing here?