HELL YEAH HELL YEAH CHRISTIAN PULISIC HELL YEAH HELL YEAH. But, proper, yeah, hell, yeah.

Oh man, good luck with the pressure from Nike to name Alex Morgan to the Olympic squad like 3 months after childbirth.

Fixed! 

Antiques Shitshow: how much is this case of magicJacks worth?

Jesus Christ, those suggested Deadspin links.

Or even a short train ride from Washington, DC.

Some thoughts:

Related: I don’t mind Joe Buck, either. He is extremely okay at a job that must be harder than it appears from the comfort of my couch judging by how many other people are awful at it. But is he really the only one who can do this? We’ve got him flying from Houston for Game 2, to Minnesota for Thursday Night Football,…

is allowance that other people can gang up on you and let you know repeatedly how terrible you are and showing that you are extremely “weak”.

In every photo of him, all I see is Don Jr.

I suppose you kind of mentioned it, but he really hasn’t “dropped down” the pecking order at all. To begin the season Hudson-Odoi was still recovering from a ruptured Achilles and Willian wasn’t match-fit, after returning late from summer duties. Now, they are fit and in-form. CHO is one of the top young talents in…

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP. 

Tacko Bruiseday

Immediate solution: tape a phone with GPS to the puck and use Google Maps to determine where it is. This plan is without flaw.

“...against a rolling Stephen Strasburg...”

I'd say there's about a 25% chance that they will.

Pep deserves a lot of credit but you can’t forget Manuel Pellegrini as well. His support of Sterling (who was a lot more sensitive to coaching criticism then especially after the contract drama and Brendan Rodgers) during his first season in Manchester was a key part of Raheem’s development and adjustment to City.

I mean just look at this outside-of-the-boot pass

First of all, great story with good reporting. (Although as others have pointed out, there seems to be a bit more out there about the father’s past that adds some possible depth here.)

Caity Weaver made a convincing case that the best all you can eat experience was spending 14 hours eating mozarella sticks at TGI Fridays: