If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

You’re goddam right 5'7" is no. 2. Perfect fit for airlines and 98% of automobiles, I can easily reach low shelves and still get to most high shelves unless they’re over the range hood or refrigerator. Quite frankly, I don’t understand why more people aren’t 5'7"

not sure I like the glass-half-empty rebrand of LRSG, Lauren

like a helicopter.

Ramsey played in the Thursday night game, but I will forgive you if you were smart enough to avoid watching that mess.

At the Yale game in 2001, at the height of the anthrax scare, when Yale was hoarding the cure, the band formed the shape of a Cipro pill. Pure art.

After 3 weeks, Melvin Gordon tired of being a Sans Dinero Charger.

Beer Money Sign Man is cool but I still prefer Blood Sugar Sex Magik

No. We’re WINNING Mad Libs.

How about people stop being racist little shitheads?

So let me get this straight: a man who held up a sign asking for beer money has old tweets that are racist, and he’s sorry for them? 

Hell yeah Walt Weiss was good.  He was AL Rookie of the Year and the pride of Rockland County, New York.  My cousin was friends with him in high school, but my cousin never managed the Rockies. 

Wait. Natasha Cloud wears #9?!

You have no idea how happy this makes me.

There are many situations with people, with white people and you look at a cartoon and [the face] is quite similar as your face and you put it in there, it is quite similar.

What’s nice is that Vince Carter is listed Alphabetically and by age. 

If there’s one list that Carmelo Anthony deserves to be on then it’s this one.

James Harden deep in the process of changing his name to Aaron A Aaronson

In terms of mailing it in, this article is the Karl Malone Alaa Abdelnaby of articles.

Merriam Webster will be seeing you in court for stealing their trade secrets.

LOL, tulsa field players must have had an informal team meeting and said, “to hell with you keeper, you had your chance.” as they pancaked the one person who had a hope in hell of saving that.