Look at the bright side... Had he stayed with this frugal organization, his talent would have been squandered and the world would have never seen Gerrit’s full potential

I’m old enough to remember when this sort of filth happened to the Astros

Hey, hitting a ball from Washington to St. Petersburg is still pretty good.

“I have probably never laughed harder than I did just now when I opened a reader email and learned that the troposphere is the lowest level of the earth’s atmosphere. ”

I have probably never laughed harder than I did just now when I opened a reader email and learned that the troposphere is the lowest level of the earth’s atmosphere. All hits are in the troposphere!

Let’s talk about the women’s best XI, too!

Might I recommend . . .

Go to bed.

Brown’s reaction upon reading the headline.

Marty Feldman can’t fill a lane for shit.

Hey my hometown made it onto Deadspin for googly eyed rather than racist reasons, which qualifies as a mild upset.  Seeing this article was very disorienting for me.

Are we sure that’s not just a member of the Gase clan?

They fucked up by not naming it Olga Korbot

“Did I mention I’m from New York?  I’m from New York.  Don’t make the mistake of thinking I’m a Jersey dude just because I went to Action Park.  I said I’m from the city, right?  Just making sure.” 

Finally a gymnast that Nassar won’t molest.

Our collective response to the Terminator franchise is “That looks cool. Let’s do that.”

“And then afterwards you got flavored styrofoam cups.”

Jim Tomsula’s impact is being felt from top to bottom in this organization.