shocker_in_gloomtown
shocker_in_gloomtown
shocker_in_gloomtown

You’d think an MLB player would be able to see there was no grass on the infield...

Kyle Crick, the hero we didn’t know we needed.

That’s why I put one of those “No Soliciting” signs at my front door. Gotta protect my family.

Subway has reached out to his agent on his availability.

Newton certainly hasn’t looked like himself.”

I can guarantee you he thinks he brought out the best in Sean Taylor.

Some number of years ago, in an attempt to prove how much Eli sucked I added up all his season records together. Unfortunately he was still averaging almost a 10-6 season every year at that point which really shredded my theory. Well, several completely forgettable seasons later and he’s reached the Golden Plateau: a

I said this in the other Jets post, but Gregg Williams lining up safeties 20 yards off the ball like he still has Sean Taylor and then being shocked — SHOCKED! — when they’re not able to compensate for, uh...not being Sean Taylor, is both fucking hilarious, and a testament to how long a guy can keep a job in the NFL

Good night sweet, paste-eating prince.

“I know he calls himself Jeff Stone now...I don’t care. GET ME GILLOOLY!”

Third down is tricky, as he will need to dump the ball off to Saquon while getting sacked.

Hopefully he will do a better job handing off to Saquon than Manning.

You ggot ggot!

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

This Every morning

If anyone could...

I think I have an idea of who was behind this.

Maybe their plan is to draft 4 1st rounders at WR, it worked for the Lions.