Is that a bad thing? I have no D-1 college affiliation but during the holidays I love being able to turn the TV on almost every night to watch two mediocre teams play football before half-empty stands.

Talking about suspensions and punishments and cutting players does serve one purpose. It stops all the more uncomfortable conversations from happening.

I haven’t been this distraught since Pol Pot died.

Don’t worry, guys.  I found a matching thumb donor.  From one Drew to another.

Maybe his conversion therapy buddies can pray him back onto the field sooner.

Cheer up, it only gets worse.

The year that the Lions went 0-16, Jason Hanson went 8 for 8 on field goal attempts *over* 50 yards and made 46 out of 48 kicks overall on the season.  He had one of the greatest kicking seasons in the history of the NFL on the worst team in the history of the NFL.  LOLions.

Hold my prune juice, Junior. DOB 1963. Plus Ric Ocasek and Eddie Money died in the last week. Fuck.

Hahahahahaha. 46?! What a rusty old fart. That broken down grandpa is older than dirt.

To put in perspective how old Adam Vinatieri is....when his original team drafted him, they didn’t have any fans until his sixth season.

“you’ll here from me tomorrow.”

Cooper Kupp grew up across the street from me in Central Washington State. True story. (He and his siblings shoveled snow off the steep driveway of their sweet, adorable, crazy cat-lady neighbor more than once. They’d actually make a game of making sure I didn’t see them do it.) Cooper watched a TON of Marshawn when…

Serious question: Do you like cheering for plays as they happen, or do you prefer to sit in silence for 6 minutes and then politely clap after they determine the outcome of a play?
Followup: How much do you love sniffing your own farts?

In the 80s office hockey pool era, Wayne Gretzky was so transcendent, would give one team such an unfair advantage that a rule was generally used where you couldn’t draft Wayne as a player, for his total points, but rather would have to select either Wayne Gretzky’s Assists or Wayne Gretzky’s Goals. Eventually, we did…

Looks like he's got a bit of a limp wrist now. Luckily he has friends that can help him with that... a cure, I believe. 

Well NOW that’s how I feel

What idiot called it keeping the ball in Minshew’s hands and not Constant Gardner

The CiViL CoNfLiCt was a goddamn national treasure, dammit. You will respect it.

These idiots. Jerry Lee Lewis’ birthday isn’t for another two weeks.