Im pretty sure being a college football team is what is preventing them from winning the super bowl 

Ha, I thought she had a lip ring or something based on the thumbnail, turns out that’s just a stray piece of cheese. You guys are brutal with these videos.

“losing to the power house that is Bermuda”

Kansas City likes their beer like they like their violence: Domestic.

Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun, their shenanigans are cruel and tragic. 

“IT, for constantly unlocking my computer”

Also, Tommy John only ever hurt his arm once, and the surgical procedure named after him heals arms.

Failed stadium man,
had a foolproof plan,
to govern USA Cricket.
But when the batsmen score,
there‘s no crowd to roar,
because nobody bought a ticket.
He looks around,
no patsy to be found,
left defenseless like the wicket.
Failed stadium man,
had a foolproof plan,
but all he hears now is crickets.

Don’t be so hard on yourself. I’m certain you haven’t always been a very stupid man. Surely at some point you were a very stupid boy.

I don’t think I’ve ever been stupider than when I thought, “Instant Replay will make the game better.”

Joe Buck’s endlessly receding hairline is a perfect illustration of Zeno’s paradox,

The first few time I saw him, I thought it was cool that they had rules expert Mike Pereira around to explain the rules during games.  More recently, though, I’ve grown frustrated that the rules of football are so complex and convoluted that a “rules expert” is required in order to explain the rules of the game.

I’m a very stupid man.
I’ve always been a very stupid man.
I don’t think I’ve ever been stupider than when I thought, “Instant Replay will make the game better.”
So far, from the Kennedy assassination to Trump speeches, the only thing instant replay has made better is tennis - marginally...
/back to being stupid...

And now Dallas knows Washington’s game plan to run 55 times from the I-formation.

I spotted this in London....seems to check out...

Stan Wawrinka showed that a spouse and kids are just a mere impediment to spending your days eating Skyline Chili, waiting to play a 3rd Round Match at the Cincinnati Masters.

Having three kids is a challenge.  Getting out of the house away from your three kids is an even bigger challenge.

A lot more people have had kids than have won a tennis Grand Slam.

The National League Wild Card race has been interesting, too, but for the opposite reason: a bunch of middling-ish teams have each gotten varying degrees of just-hot-enough at varying times since the All-Star break. And that has resulted in a kind of musical chairs among fat kids who are getting a little too old for…

Man Injures Throwing Hand Throwing Hands.