45-50million 

I’m not 100% clear on the rules here, but I think you may have just been hired as an Editor-at-Large at Deadspin. Paul Maidment is here to unlock your phone.

This is not the Jaguars Junction content I was looking for. 

I kinda wish Colin Kaepernick could just pull an Enrico Palazzo and show up to the Jags game in a semi-convincing Gardner Minshew disguise, throw for 250 and a TD in a win, then pull the mask off in post-game interviews.

It’s quite common in butt rock circles

What a bunch of intergluteal cleft holes.

Good!!  Having a whale tail should be grounds for immediate disqualification! 

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

Alasska Scold Rush 

1986 was a long time ago and things are different now, for sure. As an example, here are the 1986 and 2019 versions of Mike Scott

Hey, one question per commenter!

Okay, who’s next...Jorge Ramos, go ahead!

I’m on Syndergaard’s side on this, but pitchers are high-strung lunatics. Not just MLB pitchers. Minor league pitchers. College pitchers. High school pitchers. Rec league softball pitchers.

Gareon, my Raidered son
You’ll be kneed when you are down
Lay your weary head to rest
You’re going on I.R.

I’ll tell you a secret, the NCAA has no legal authority. It is a made up sham organization. Once a couple of colleges, or teams stop listening to it’s made up rules, it will come crumbling down. I personally can’t wait for the day.

Psorry...

‘pedantic pet peeve guy‘

In his defense, it wasn't that humorous.

“That fan’s conduct was a perfectly reasonable reaction to the obviously threatening behavior by #26.”

2-14, most likely. 

Broncos. Tonight. 10:20 PM EDT. Oakland. Be there, or don’t. At this point, what difference does it make?