As opposed to Eddie Lacey, who went out and gained 22 pounds over the first 3 games of 2015.

I feel for them. What a horrible tragedy to be forced to confront. That said, Rusty Hardin is a soulless bloodsucker and I think that hiring him sends the opposite message than the one they intend. 

I miss Joique!

3. Eddie Lacy

I remember that annual nauseating feeling of whether or not to draft Eddie Lacy in the first round, fun times! Bonus, during that time frame Trump was just a racist, sexist reality tv host

We all know that agents, attorneys, all have their agenda—by the way, they’re all taking money out of the pie, too, when they’re there. And so the straighter it goes from the source to the one receiving it, nine times out of ten, that’s more efficient.

while Tevin and her older sister grew up in Cleveland with their great aunt.

Shot it in the wrong peach basket?

I did it for the gram too

GETTING A HIT IN AN MLB GAME!

There’s absolutely nothing to say here, so I’m just going to go to BBRef, so I can LRSG with Morgan Ensberg for a while and avoid embracing the void for as long as possible.

Jesus, I've never needed a whiskey at 6:30 am until now.

Like most visitors to Missouri, the Athletics got lucky and got runs they didn’t deserve.

Andy Reid will only coach in states with this exact structure. 

The Chefs are on Chopped. Let Drew tell you about his time on Chopped

That’s great, Drew. But who are the Chefs?

These commenters didn’t choose to be bureaucrats, that’s just how almighty Jah made ‘em.

your definition of “right” seems to be “the most literal minded interpretation of the rules possible” and that sucks, the tottenham/city arm ball thing was ludicrous (i’m a spurs fan and they should have lost, went on to lose to newcastle anyway), as is offsides calls where someone’s shoulder is sticking out in front…

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.