“No playoffs in the EPL, huh? Where do we sign up?”

Woah, they made a movie about The Freeze?

The mustachioed gentlemen to Wesley Snipes’ right was wrongfully ignored by the 1989 Academy Awards’ Best Supporting Actor category.

WOW! Looked like he was on the run from his mafia loan shark!

If all the Deadspin staff worked exclusively on that post for a full month, they’d still barely scratch the surface of why all the NFL owners suck...

Britain in the NFL > the NFL in Britain

The Jaguars are so pissed that the NFL doesn’t grant territorial rights anymore.

...pitch—er, field.

How about “Math Nagy”?

You don’t get it man, Parkey’s Double Doink broke Matt Nagy’s brain like Jim Carrey in The Number 23. The man can’t even maintain a pretense of not giving a shit anymore, he’s obsessed and he doesn’t care who knows it. I find it kinda refreshing, but it’s also ominous.

He was talking about Family Circus. You seem like more of a Zits reader though

He won’t be a real big boy coach until he’s eating subs on the shitter instead of going home like Dick Vermeil:

He throws them away after one hit?! What a waste. There are sleepy children in China. Finish your plate Adam 

Jesus, you may not intend it, but you sound like an absolutely callous and clueless asshole.

Or Oracle/AT&T/SBC Park.

The Four Corners, with each base in a different state.

I’ll take John Wayne movie plots for four-hundred.

“Pound Sterling” is not only British currency, but a good idea

Honest question: do Yankees fans actually like Sterling’s work? He seems to me to be such a preening, clueless parody, but maybe that’s the appeal?