To be fair, the river did stare at that home run for a really long time.

I didn’t say this a couple days ago out of respect for his work for the CTE victims, but guess who else has a perfect record Nick Buoniconti? The Grim Reaper. 

I know it’s good fun to rag on Manchester United, but I think they have a legitimate shot at avoiding relegation this season. 

While I admit I came here for the snarky sports commentary, these long form essays about the influence of sports on culture have been a real find.

and Witherfork, Witherstraw and maybe even Witherhands.

I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.

Very surprised Drew didn’t mention the 1972 Dolphins in his “what has always sucked” section. Those motherfuckers are the worst kind of Boomers, rooting for the failure of Millennials while spewing that “back in my day” bullshit.  

I googled their owner Steve Ross to see what he looked like and the majority of the hits were for Bob Ross’ son, Steve, who looks like someone Michael Myers would have killed in the 80s

And if it HAS to be a specific song, couldn’t it be “Just A Gigolo?”

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Pro athletes do tend to have fucked up feet, but more of the musculoskeletal and/or epic callus variety than the “I went on a bar crawl in flip-flops in Yakutsk in January” type.

At first I thought Hmm, maybe NFL athletes just have very fucked up feet, but then yesterday I heard it from former Eagles linebacker and special teamer Ike Reese on WIP that no, he has never seen feet quite that fucked up.

Got our first foster placement, a newborn, last week, and in the negotiations over future kids, my wife got the football team (the Bills) and I got the baseball team (the Os)

I’d have cold feet too if I had to play for the Raiders.

Orioles, first major league team to extend protective netting onto the playing field.

Some more on that game at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbarians_vs_New_Zealand,_1973

*flashback to his little league coach saying “When you get to the majors, you can catch however you want”*

“Ohhh, that fellow Edwards!

That was delightful.