HELL YEAH!

But would Gritty pull an early 90's Deion and appear at both Opening Day AND Game whatever of the Eastern Conference quarterfinals?

Gritty is ready for double duty.

Unless the Phillies are all in on this season, the smart move would be to trade the Phanatic for a mascot with more years of team control left on his deal.

I'm a little surprised it hasn't happened already

Hiemoth, I’d like to commend you for the yeoman’s work you did on these pages during the Women’s World Cup.

The schadenfreude I'm feeling right now could power a city.

God, after 7 in a row, it’d be really nice to see someone else take the Bundesliga title.

/Cums

“I love red meat, the Dallas Cowboys, flying on airplanes, playing golf, have cats and dogs, and I drive a truck.”

I come here for sports and this big whiny article is the final straw. I tried to contact your new ownership to let them know but I couldn’t find anything.

So I’m bored at work......

Obligatory:

Jesus Christ, Charles. These submissions are supposed to be depressing in a funny way, not straight up depressing.

Perfect. But they have to keep their blue uniforms (or sign an extremely depressed big man) so that someone on the team can create space on the perimeter for Kawhi and Paul, earning the nickname Blue Screen of Death

The Los Angeles Clippy

Did you ever try to line up against Champ, point across the field and yell, “HEY, WHAT’S THAT??? just before the snap?

Seriously, I assume his big welcome to the city was to attend Trump’s klan rally in Cincinnat last night.

It’s a refreshing change, as usually it ends with an ‘L’.

Dude seems to be upset that a 33 win team got handed the best player of all time and he suddenly had expectations. By the way, this was after convincing his boss at the time to draft Anthony Bennett #1 overall (which essentially got said boss fired and Griffin promoted to GM) and bringing in David Blatt (among other gr…