Then came the growth on his head, which frightened him, and which he feels the team did not properly diagnose.

What happens to a wave deferred?

“And Suzy died so bravely, filming the very tsunami that took her from us”

I consider it a particular mark of pride that while I’ve seen a great many pictures of James Dolan singing on this web-site, I’ve yet to actually hear him sing. I fully intend to continue that trend in perpetuity.

FDR to Hirohito, 1942.

This joke would have been better if you’d hadn’t explained it. As it stands, it’s sorta

Dude looks like if Troy Aikman’s son was a high school wrestler.

shocker_in_gloomtown shocks commentariat by shockingly mocking former Shocker

“A grilled cheese and meh sandwich?” How dare you minimize the pain that Bay Area fans are feeling at the loss of Sam Dyson and more specifically his handsome cross-eyed, bow-tied, Instagram-savvy cat Snuckles?

David Ross is the absolute fucking worst. All the yuppie Cubs fans love him because if you throw a patagonia vest on him, he looks like every d-bag senior EY accountant that’s crawling all over Chicago.

Lead off hitter probably started off as a smart way to hide your weak hitter who still got on base. Then it became an unwritten rule that you must have a light hitting fellow up top. And instead of teams hiding a hitter there, teams had to go out and find someone specifically who didn’t hit for power. And no one dared…

Should have been you, Coach K.

supermike or gtfo

why not just throw the emeritus in there and we can go back to the collective we

Rob Iracane, obviously. 

Non-consensual kissing is not okay. That fact that the ball wants to give him a little kiss doesn’t give it the right to do that. I think the batter’s body language demonstrated his reluctance clearly enough that the ball should have known it was unwelcome, even if he didn’t explicitly say “No”. Best to use a standard…

Well, nothing says good faith settlement discussion than publishing complete bullshit stats to try to make the other side look like greedy ungrateful women. Pay them.

Don’t know why the pitcher would field that ball. It's right in front of the third baseman and the pitcher’s responsibility was the first base line anyway.

Miami Coach: “Men, all you have to remember is T.N.T.! OK? T stands for Maximal Conditioning! N stands for Knowing the plan! And T stands for Ball security! Easy!”

The NFL is so average. It seems like every year the leagues collective win-loss is right at .500