Damn, I was really hoping they were gonna add icing. 

What I always love about those stories about how committed the QBs are and how they are devoting themselves to the game is that they apply basically to every single semi-competent quarterback. It is just that with the good ones like Brady or Mahomes you don’t need to trot out those stories as everyone can just watch…

Kepler, AKA “The Strudel” leads the team in bombs this year. The Twins signed him when he was 16 out of Germany. I’ve been a Twins fan all of my life, and the slap hit, move em over, small ball days are done. The Twins’ new front office has brought a sense of fresh air that was long overdue from the Terry Ryan/Bill…

Why don’t they make the whole plane out of slow pitches?

It’s also neat that he’s the first player to start a game and earn the save.

As a Pirates fan, yes, the Pirates booth is an embarrassment, but, frankly, wouldn’t you be testy if you were Greg Brown?

They can find his dad?

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

Mauer? Morneau? Two guys who won MVP in Twins’ uniforms from the last 15 years?

And no one has Henderson’s speed. He has multiple 100+ SB seasons, and in his best season for SB he stole more than Yelich has in his entire career to date.

“Y’all know what time it is! This man covers so good, he could have his own cell phone service. The man so good they’re finna give him his own jail: Jalen Towers, because these receivers are on 24-hour lockdown. If you check his pocket, he’s got eight Master Locks in his pocket. They’re on lockdown all season. The…

Cashman’s best attribute in recent years is the ability to identify mid to late 20 year old guys who have failed in their original organization and trade mid level prospects for them. Gregorious, Hicks, Voit, Urshela were all there for the taking. 

Good evening. It’s Raymond Chandler’s birthday, so here’s Robyn Hitchcock & The Egyptians.

Boris Johnson’s favorite part about EuroLeague basketball is watching Europeans get punished for traveling

“Let’s cut to the chase. This is a good deal for Calgary,”

Is that not what “dead money” means?

Dan Quinn’s doubly an idiot for carrying water for Durkin like this. Politically it’s a bad look that makes him look insensitive, ignorant, or both. And practically it makes no sense since Dunkin’s not gonna let anybody drink any of it.

I don’t know, if a player dies, does that accelerate the guaranteed money cap hit?

shout out to the REAL MVP the rich mf’er who had season tickets to the 2 seats i sat in every game and only showed up to like 4 games the entire season