Perhaps journalists covering other sports simply find it

Little known fact, every time you scream “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??” in someone’s face it ages you six months.

Don’t mention the [culture] war!

I just love the math that needs to be figured out in terms of if the Oilers have to send Calgary a third round draft pick:

Gabe, your summary is fine, but the transcript really deserves to be read in its entirety.

I don’t know, is using Carmelo on defense ever a smart move?

Babe Ruth would top out in double A.

Tomorrow: Pete Alonso battling bruised quad, will be able to stay in lineup.

I play polo-style from the golf cart without ever once stopping the cart completely. He knows nothing about slow play frustration.

Man It’s a Hot One . . .

What’s even more impressive is the ball had to change planes in Atlanta. 

The sail at the front of a boat. Now explain your thing!

I can’t even begin to understand this joke but,  damn it, I like the cut of its jib!

i’d like to think i’d handle my success more gracefully than this were i to go play basketball for the local middle school.

This is a big reason why any movement to do anything about this problem seems so difficult in society. We have abusers in the police and judicial system in charge of enforcing and enacting laws. We have abusers in the media reporting on high profile cases and allegations. We have abusers in our religious organizations…

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.

I love MLS, I watch it nearly every week and I genuinely want the league to succeed, but,

El Tráfico is hilarious! That’s a great pun! 

This is generally true except for “Real Salt Lake” which is truly an abomination.

It’s fine and the people who complain about it are much more annoying than the thing itself.