Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

I haven’t heard this much astronomy from the MLB since Derek Jeter took all those trips to Uranus.

I’ll say this, when they throw at my head at the local y, it’s not only on, its kneecaps. Come at me Gary.

If I was commenting on this article, then I would be commenting on this article

Gay black woman is good, pan sexual Puerto Rican alligator is great.

Pete Alonso: [glances into camera, tries to wipe smirk off face] Also, I think the Mets have the look of a real contender this year.

Wait why is the salad separating into 3 layers?!

After reading your post, my mind went right to this classic scene:

I’ve had this and its good.

My first live sports memory is the 1988 Holiday Bowl. I was seven. I didn’t know who Barry Sanders was, and, in fact, waited halfway through the second quarter before I asked my dad “who is the orange man?” He went for 5 TDs and 222 yards on 29 attempts. It’s like his fifth best game that year. He really was this cool…

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

You grabbed Schefter when Trey Wingo is out there? What a fucking disgrace BW’s

“The Real Woj Bombs are made by the great men and women at Northrop Grumman” 

Would you rather trust Rex Grossman?

I mean, when Shaq came into the league he weighed 9 more pounds than Zion and was 6 inches taller. Shaq became fatter than that as his career progressed as he was so much bigger than everyone else on the court that there wasn’t much to be done against him but when he broke in he was an insane physical specimen.

How many kids get to say that happened at their party?

OH YEAH

The Devil Went Down to Day Care

Shaq and Barkley would still be great today. Just surround them w/shooters and they would still be MVPs. 

There’s also the curious case of the Pellies’ role in this. Apparently the knee injury wasn’t at all serious but they viewed Zion as a target in Summer League. Guys were trying to posterize him and they didn’t think he was adequately conditioned, so the knee injury was a pretext to pull him. Because there’s no way…