These are all good questions. Also, what if Seth Greenberg eats shit? Worth considering at least- I mean, what if he shuts up about Zion, lets us enjoy things, and eats shit?  Everyone wins in this situation, right?

The dealer was immediately hired by Rob Pelinka as a salary cap specialist

Think of all the cash and cars he can win barnstorming half-time shows at basketball games.

I have complaints. This and the 2009 draft. Those are my main complaints. But what’s a couple hundred WAR between friends.

Heartbreaking loss for Tunisia. They (and a few other African teams) are on the rise. Watching them defeat Croatia a few weeks ago was incredible and definitely well-deserved.

That’s great and all, but he's no James Shields.

I don’t care how many more titles Novak gets, I believe Federer is not only the best player ever, but quite possibly the best individual athlete ever in all of sports. MJ, Tiger, Mantle, anybody.

Following this game, I just once again considered how fortunate I have been, even as a casual, to have been able to follow the sport during the Federer/Nadal/Djokovic(/Murray) era. Especially since I realize that it will only hit me how special it has been after it has ended.

Given, I hate Oasis and the fact that they call themselves the “Wonderwall” makes me gag, I really find myself rooting for MNUFC when we aren’t going up against them. Great new stadium, friendly and passionate fans, probably the best crest in MLS, and a solid bad-to-good story.

Edibles man. Sometimes you misjudge the quantity and this is the result.

My wife was watching the match, regarding the fifth set to quote her “Watch these before they show up on deadspin.”

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

If you ask Nike, yes

[age of Roger Federer at his death] minus [duration of match]

In a bit of a surprise, Halep needed just 56 minutes to defeat arguably the greatest player in the sport’s history.

I’m not saying that was the best first pitch I’ve ever seen, but I’m not not saying it either.

If there is a god, he hates the Mariners.

I’ve heard NBA coaches say that during the playoffs, if they’re down 20, they’ll take the loss and save the adjustments for the next game, hoping the other team will come out and do the same thing.

It was very Kyrgios-esque. It seemed Fed made a decision after the he was broken at love to swing every shot like it was a winner and if he couldn’t break back immediately, go ahead and tank the set.

Not to take anything away from his opponents but so many losses in Fed’s career have come from exactly what you describe, just sort of inexplicably dozing off in the middle of a match that he had firmly in hand and letting his opponent run away with it. It always makes me think of Ronnie O’Sullivan who’s probably the…