That’s right, but they never attack the same way twice. They were testing the Bucks for weaknesses, systematically.

Frazier doesn’t strike me as the type of guy that can get his own wife to fuck him, let alone somebody else’s.

Can’t believe Eaton passed up a perfectly good opportunity to say, “I don’t need to pay off my mortgage, since I’m living rent free in your head.” What kind of fucking baby-beefers are these?!
Also, Barry’s mortgage talk is some prime dad content and I’m here for it.

Not everything does. But sometimes sports and politics (broadly defined) are going to intersect, and locking up when that happens like one of those fainting goats when it is frightened is worthy of derision. 

His teammates on that 2006 Mariners team included Richie Sexson and Carl Everett and Matt Lawton; it was Ichiro’s age-32 season. This was more or less a different geological age in baseball terms.

Also to be read in Norm MacDonald’s voice?  You guessed it:  this comment.

In yet another embarrassment, FIFA has rolled out its slogan for this year’s tournament, “500 Girls, One Cup.”

And to think, it all started with a disagreement over what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.

Imagine cheating off Skip Bayless. *leans over to pile of dry ass unseasoned chicken* What you get for number four? 

Chris, you elitist East Coast media fuckboy.

Also a weird name for a small private college?  Trine. 

If you ain’t cheatin’ you ain’t Trine.

The Knicks’ and Lakers’ loud, flamboyant incompetence almost makes me appreciate the Bulls’ quiet, meatheaded-yet-understated incompetence. 

Not a bad point, but you assume the runner on first is going to get to second on a ball into center. Since the CF will be charging and the throw to second is short that is far from guaranteed.

“Her run didn’t mean anything if they were down two”

- Hi, I’m Rob Lowe, and I have DirectTV.

My son’s 12-year-old team came up with that play before their summer travel season. They were in love with the whole notion of the play since 12 year olds are fascinated anything that seems to be sneaky and kinda wrong (but not too wrong; these were straight-laced suburban kids, after all).

Ah yes, the classic “dominant performance” where the home team needs a pair of free throws in the final seconds in order to be sure they don’t get taken to overtime.

So the 4th quarter of game 1 was the raptors going cold but game 3 it wasn’t the bucks going cold but the raptors dominating them.

Pelinka looks like the mean character Rob Lowe was supposed to be in Wayne’s World.