Sometimes I forget that people I’ve never heard of have died. Who among us hasn’t gotten caught in a lie when trying to seem informed during a sports broadcast?

True Story: they have the 9th best record in the AL!

The Sharks are in a really bad hole here.  It’s going to take everything in the referee’s power to bail them out the next two games.

It’s the calm part in the middle of the pancake, I’m pretty sure. No idea what it has to do with baseball, though.

OW ME BACK

♫ It’s the Jets they’ll fuck this up ♫ 

That was a touching scene. Brad Marchand is still an asshole, though.

I sincerely believe this is one of the very worst plays in baseball history.

If only Ruben Rivera had been on the bases for this.

look at that fuckin URL, man

You can get suspended for Diuretics? Just wait until the Church of Scientology hears about this!

Or a prospective Supreme Court justice. 

He looks like a mulletless Jagr out there. So basically, Jagr without his powers.

Some blacklight posters, maybe a lava lamp.

Get well Drew.

Tired: Braves fans doing the Tomahawk Chop

Cosmo said it best:

Best exit strategy you’ll ever see:

So what you’re saying is that they are closely watching the things on the ice that aren’t tiny black discs potentially moving at 100mph? Was that the case here? No, but who’s to say if someone skated into the refs line of sight and blocked the play. It’s an unfortunate error that really can only be solved with one…

Blues Screwed by Clueless Dude as Play Goes Unreviewed