wasn’t like he threw it to Karlsson, just created a fun puck bounce that Nyquist was able to coral 

The only excuse is this is non-reviewable. Which means we’ll eventually see the San Jose Hand Pass Rule change. That said, not sure how four guys missed that one. No dog in this fight other than love of hockey, and I’m all in the camp of one call doesn’t change the outcome, but when it’s a non-call like this that…

Giants fan here. You’ll have to rip him from my cold, dead hands. 

I think we should call him Joseph Morgan. We don’t say “Joe Stalin.” When you commit atrocities to thousands of people for years, you don’t get a nickname.  

I’ve learned more about baseball listening to Jessica Mendoza talk than I did from 30 years of other assholes doing it.

Your new electoral college America:

Pope Thrower for Jets GM

Was the “power struggle” a staring contest?

Phew. I was having such a bad day until you guys whipped out Josh Bell’s big Pittsburgh dong.

The whole article was trolling the hell out of Burneko and Thompson. He was just kind enough to not link to their previous takes on this topic (which were horrendous when made and yet somehow aged much, much worse).

Pelicans fan here. Everyone can kiss my ass he’s our hostage. 

Yeah, but he has a talent for finding the phrasing that makes it funny. Most people (including me) are mediocre at best with this formula.

i’m just here to get into fights with people over how much matlab sucks

What about local gravity? How many additional terms did they use?

From Brass Bonanza to Sad Trombone

Update:

You should have asking him to solve the Ray Lewis Equation:

How the hell has anyone not heard “Got To Get You Into My Life”?

As an Oregonian, you missed about 395 different types of rain. Much like the Inuit have 500 words for snow, Oregonians (and to a lesser extent Washingtonians) have 400+ different types of feeling depressed to describe the exact nature of the rain and the grey sky. It’s a cold soaking mist coming from a slate gray…

This is a bad take, and you should never say or write this again.