Thankfully the pregame beef didn’t involve Mayfield grabbing his beef.

The Celtics were everywhere.

I don’t imagine you meant this in an angry political way but it’s true.

All I know is, if I had that kind of dough, I’d be too busy driving my Lamborghini made out of cocaine to my private lake filled with whiskey to be mad about anything.

I don’t think he can be happy about the way things are going. He can have fleeting days of triumph when a scheme to pressure or dupe his way into still more money and power at someone else’s expense is successful. He can keep score of his money and leverage and deals and connections and gloat from time to time, but…

Imagine being as obscenely wealthy as Jerry Jones and STILL not being happy with the way things are going.

Where’s a Lemon Law when you really need one?

He might be better at that than playing QB. His only qualification is standing for the anthem.

‘I have all these tasty seasonings but I refuse to use them on steak, a food I enjoy.’

On nationalism and commerce:

Steve Young did it. And though it wasn’t a trade, Doug Williams won it all for another team. Trent Dilfer found success in Baltimore.

One is a mouth-breathing scorer and the other has a boring personality to the point of being offensive. Sometimes I forget which is which until I remember that it’s a trick question and the description applies to both.

As a user who ignores the NFL and mostly comments here about soccer and hockey I will say that this dude looks like a perfect genetic cross between Harry Kane and Steven Stamkos.

Wait, so we should judge sports based on how much has it done to kill Germans? Because in that case Alpine Skiing might be the winner.

“Please like my sport.”

Only two maximum Uefa teams per group.

Wrong the ideal situtation is that England ends up with Poland, Iran and Panama. Then spends the next 6 months bragging about what a cakewalk the draw is, and gets mathematically eliminated after match day 2.

Either way, they’re still going to [Spins Vikings Wheel of Misfortune] blow a 25 point lead including a game losing housed fumble at the goal line to the Panthers in the Wildcard Game.

Felt like I was reading Sex and the City Samantha fan fic

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