If you look at that 2013 Celts/Nets trade in a dark bathroom while looking in a mirror Danny Ainge appears and marries your mom.

Both “Pizza” and tiki torch makers have had to publically make a stand against Nazi’s in 2017. I mean, come the fuck on. That is not a sentence I would have guessed I would ever have to type.

Is this the dumbest story of 2017? Because there have been a lot of really dumb ones but this one might stand alone.

Makes me nostalgic for the Reign Man!

It’s a win-win for Braxton, hicks!

Correct. Beverly hired an attorney a couple days ago, who sent the NCAA a letter asking them to reconsider (with a clear implication that “if not, we’ll serve you with a lawsuit”).

As an aside to Mr Rooney’s point, it’s not like American football as we know it is some kind of time-honored tradition. The NFL was still a bit of a goat rodeo all the way into the late ‘60s. It didn’t really begin to blossom into what it is today until the television began to play a central role in our lives, and it…

PS Sakiet Eddaier’s goalkeeper.

Honestly, if you’re gonna be white and quote a rap lyric for your super clever tweet, you have two options: Either say the quote verbatim, no censorship, or don’t fucking say it. Putting asterisks just lets people know you know you shouldn’t fucking say it, but you wanna be a bitch and have your cake and eat it too.

Roger Goodell: [murders Jerry Jones]

nobody bothers me either

And yet guys like Tony Perez and Bill Mazeroski are in. I hate the HOF voters. Highlights, must have highlights.

I’m so old (shut up) I remember when he, Johnny Damon, and Jermaine Dye were young whippersnappers patrolling the same outfield for the Royals.

Is it a Maryland basketball attendance joke? A B1G fans BMI joke? You decide!

Psh! Let the NAITCHA BOY show you how it’s done

The walk away while the ball is still rolling is the bat flip of the bowling world.

First you dim the lights to set the mood. Next you look them right in the eyes. Then WHAMMMMOOOO right up side your head.

From behind the three point line

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.