I assume someone else was supposed to write this story about Wentz, but traded down.
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More like a New York Free-Ranger, amirite?
Why don’t you wait until you’re on the right side of .500 before you start declaring victory.
“people who justifiably hate Barstool”
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Apparently it doesn’t work if you’re touching yourself
Loved your umpiring work in the ALCS.
I read “kicked” as “killed” at first. No surprise there, either.
What you lookin’ at? You all a bunch of fuckin’ assholes. You know why? You don’t have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin’ fingers and say, “That’s the bad guy.” So... what that make you? Good? You’re not good. You just know how to hide, how…
Fired at 1:30pm today. So all you Arsenal fans who were singing “sacked in the morning” at yesterdays game - I’ll bet you’re feeling pretty foolish now huh?
“JuJus will not replace us” - Martavis Bryant
FOG=3 letters
Take the alphabet and configure the letters to numbers
take F(6)+ O(15)+G(7) =28
I believe it. I mean, that fog was really suspicious!
This is a game only the lonely can play.
One thing I really did like about the switch was that you could see plays open up like the QB does. It’s one thing when you see the traditional view and you don’t know what’s happening up field, but this Madden-view allowed viewers to see routes develop. Unless you’re a woman.
In 2016 a woman sitting down the right field line with a full tray stacked full of food and beer- probably $100 worth at ATT Park in San Francisco prices- deliberately extended the tray to place it directly beneath a foul ball hit her way. It was a perfect bullseye. Everything on the tray somersaulted twice before…
“He’ll spend the rest of this day at The Greybar Hotel,” he added. (Apparently, that’s slang for prison.)
Carmelo Anthony, he wouldn’t pass to thee
Can’t I simultaneously find this funny and also know that I am never going to go to KFC ever?
Now I really wish there was a band named Herb Alpert and five other guys named Herb :/