they buy shoes too!

My letterjacket was like $300. I felt like a ridiculous asshole wearing it the moment I graduated, and tbh I probably already was one anyway.

Let’s remember some money rackets from high school:

New level of losing: The Broken Tibia Game 

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

I hope they still can keep the home version of the game

Holy shit.

Yes, in a sport where a small group of adults has complete control over which six of the hundreds of competing teen gymnasts get to realize the Olympic dreams that they’ve spent thousands of hours working towards, the gymnast has all the power.

Did someone say c-c-c-cocaine?!

Do you know a lot of 13-16 year olds with the confidence and self-assurance to do something like that? Don’t be dense.

That must be from his early work with The Police, because by the time Sting went solo he was about only two things, shitty fake ass jazz and an unusually militant anti-cumming agenda.

Go back to school, herb:

Now I see why you’ve got some happy little trees!

Any given canvas may disagree. Listen to the canvas, brother

And at 30, he’s Young.

Crosby Stills Nash And The Rangers

To be fair, there is an interesting question here of what can be bargained away in the collective bargaining process, particularly due process with respect to alleged criminal activity (specifically as it relates to league discipline).

Maybe give Olsen a half dose of the pills and see what you get.