Counter-Counter Offer: Free pie.

Damn, how much more burning can California take?

As a resident of Columbus I bid thee farewell to the Crew. While they did have a loyal following, the stadium is more than adequate (though the parking situation sucks) and the games were entertaining, they are not THE Ohio State University football team. People here don’t care. Heck, no one cared about the Blue…

The Dodgers batting stats. They have no better hitters right now than Puig and Turner. Weird that you’d seize on my mention of Puig. Why ever would that be?

It has been a weird season, but this actually made things slightly more normal, as it put the Jets in last place in the division.

Indecipherable rules. Seven minutes of action during a 3 hour game. CTE. The world’s most obnoxious fans. Non-guaranteed contracts. Silencing minority voices. The existence of the Browns. Authoritarian commissioner and owners. Hours of programming devoted to mock, fantasy drafts. Chris Berman.

I look forward to reading From Butt Fumble to What?! Fumble?!: An Oral History of the Jets.

He ought to protest.

What does Scherzer have to do with his catcher not catching a ball and then firing it into the outfield? Or with his catcher getting in the way of a bat?

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

As a Dodger fan with memories of Howie Kendrick flailing hopelessly at Jeurys Familia junk to end the Dodgers season forever seared into the deepest parts of my mind, I can say that Howie may not be the ideal option to go to with a season on the line.

It took four hours and 37 minutes.

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I killed most of a bottle of Talisker during this game. I’m really going to regret that in the morning.

I watched this whole game while drinking Whiskey. It barely makes more sense to me now, which is weird

This is still the Cap’s year.

As a cost saving measure, the Catholic Church now uses a Sunday afternoon trip to Ikea as Pre-Cana classes.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

It’s time we all admit that this Yankees team is young, fun and likable until the camera pans to the crowd at Yankee Stadium.