A good changeup is the most underrated pitch in baseball, Pedro Martinez had a fastball that could make a grown man cry and a hook that would make him piss his shorts but his change made him damn near unhittable. There’s an old pitching adage that says hitting is all about timing and pitching is all about breaking…

Weird that they would employ so many underage workers, especially in an environment where they might be exposed to “nudity, sexual scenarios, racial epithets, suggestive gestures, profanity and references to stereotypes.”

isn’t this game like in 3 hours?

Please tell me Papa remarried so the family could have Hot Shot Part Deux.

I’m a smoker and I run to try and negate all the bad effects smoking is having on my body. My goal is to do a marathon and plaster my car in those shitty stickers so I can drive around with a cigarette hanging out my window.

The whole time I am watching the video (great job, by the way) I kept thinking, “Where the fuck does Nick keep going and how does he keep reappearing?” Then this happened.

Me thinks this is simple:

It’s easy to get cocky with a letter like M, though. Witness the Montreal Expos logo.

Horatio Requests you delete your account.

I thought “duck duck gray duck” was one of your “hotdishes”

Cutler doesn’t even react to the booing. Almost like he’s inoculated.

Deemed too old/past it by 2 Chinese league teams! (not to mention MLS), but still the key man for Australia’s international squad. Bit of a down cycle for them, this Australia team is a pretty big step down from their 2006 and 2010 group, and even the 2014 one that finished bottom of their group but tested the Dutch.…

Good. Those Syrians have had things a little too easy lately for my tastes.

Stupid Diamondbacks, everyone knows the solution is to make the wall higher and make the Dodgers pay for it.

Honestly, the fact that there are that many people at the Garden to watch a meaningless Knicks preseason game (the Yanks are playing a playoff game not too far away from there!) is Exhibit A why James Dolan will never change a thing

Nope. Kansas has no Bjork.

The following is an excerpt from my new screenplay, Hamilton’s Terrible, No Good, Horrible, Very Bad Day.

I don’t know if the Jaguars can keep this up, but I do hope you get your Satchmo sauce someday.

THIS AARON RODGERS, HE DOES IT IN DALLAS SO MUCH, I CALL HIM DEBBIE.