Why won’t anyone pay me $15mil just to go away? I’m VERY annoying.

You’re probably one of those people who watches Star Wars and thinks the Empire is the bad guys. The Empire wanted peace, but the Rebels wanted anarchy. You tell me...what’s wrong with peace? There were a lot of good people on Death Star. Good, decent people. And let me tell you, there was a lot of violence on both…

No other team released a statement anywhere near this strong. Other teams talked about their players rights to protest (ie ‘we support the first amendment, but we have no opinion on the subject’).

Richie Sexson.

MVP Baseball 04... I could never EVER get Matt Williams out. It was fucking impossible for me.

Back in my day, when I needed a sip of water, I had to get permission from a nun to walk down the hall to the water fountain and be back in less than a minute. And we were never allowed to drink too much water because then we’d have to go to the bathroom. And guess what, she was right because hooo boy did I ever…

I would estimate conservatively that 25% of my usable kitchen cabinet space is occupied by kids’ water bottles. Of those water bottles, maybe 15 - 20% are actively being used. It makes me bonkers. The other day, I pulled out a sliding shelf to get at some tupperware and about 8 water bottles fell back behind the…

God, I hope they didn’t just shoot him right there and then or anything.

As a result he’s now dropped to the third round on the Buccaneers draft board.

Just hit a swinging backhand volley down the line with almost no time to react. Duh.

Just tried to make a video game because I saw the headline and was like “oh, it can’t be that hard,” but you’re right, it’s SUPER fuckin hard! I gave up already.

Because Curt Schilling is giving the orders

I have been an MLS fan for a long time, since falling in love with DC United in the early 2000's, watching Jaime Moreno and Earnie Stewart and Ben Olsen with the Barra Brava in RFK. I followed the league because I love live soccer, I love the diversity of fandom, and also I thought it was fascinating to see a new…

The Atlanta United have a chance to become something special, a champion in a city which has known little success in sports. Just about every sports team that is/has been in Atlanta fits the description of people like me who live here: more than 50 percent of the people living here are not from Atlanta originally…

Went to an ATL game this summer with my son. It was my first soccer game and I am hooked. After being to many NFL, MLB and College Football games, I have to say that this was the best experience I’ve ever had at a game. Great atmosphere and Atlanta has great fans.

I’d like to extend my sympathy to the White Sox on their embarrassment:

That highlight package was like watching SportsCenter as directed by David Lynch.

All sell-out streaks are riddled with filler.

He convinced the Spanish government that they owe him money?