Never seen a 2-ball walk before...

On a barely related note, Trump as Queen Elizabeth is my favorite thing

And every time she thought she was finished, another Columbo would appear and say, “Just one more thing....”

Worth putting the epic theme song on here.

Think how upset you’d be if you bet on Wichita to win the game. Say if perhaps you were related to the manager and only ever bet on his team to win.

The 224 was a dead giveaway

An excellent rekaep of another awful Niners game!

Psh, you must be breathing in too many of them chemtrails.

Baseball: Taking the fun out of fundamentals since 1845

Sounds to like someone’s got a case of the “suppose tos”

My college didn’t have a football team, and I’m from the Northeast where you don’t generally root for a college program you didn’t attend just because they’re local. If anything you root against them (eat shit BC!). My sundays are dominated by football and w/ two kids under 4 I’m thankful I get to watch the Pats…

Can’t really blame Marshall for that drop. I too would be surprised if an Eli pass came to me chest high and hit me in the hands.

From the producers of The Orifice.

Underrated comment.

In the past, I have simply gone with quoting the remaining jokes from the set (“Here’s my impression of Woody Allen...”), but this photo is much better in both reference and conveyance of the feeling from the intended quote.

13/10
Would bring on in the last 15 minutes of a tied game.

*scrolls down*

I take GREAT EXCEPTION with Redick’s rankings of 156 and 157 in your list, he is AT LEAST a top 117 player in the league and it’s clear that you DO NOT watch basketball and are, in fact, a fraud and a charlatan.

I don’t see what the big deal is — Timmons was just one of millions of people in SoCal yesterday who managed to avoid going to the Dolphins-Chargers game.

There’s a good chance all of that “Neymar wanted more Brazilians” talk at Barca was him hoping that he’d have more backing to take duties away from Messi and Suarez, and the lack of that could’ve been what kept things cordial there.