Have all and none of the stars.

He’s currently undergoing a Schrödinger’s CATscan.

Antonio Gates passed Tony Gonzalez in the category of Being The Guy This Joke Is About, too!

Time for the White Sox Minute:

I’m always amused by the over zealous team mates that celebrate moments by punching,headbutting, and yanking their own team mates facemask. Oh not to mention being on the bottom of a 1500lb dogpile. What better way to celebrate than by crushing your teammate to death.

Franks & Cleveland sounds like an awesome buddy cop show from the late 1970s. Also one of them is a chimpanzee.

‘A Hail Mary that’s full of grace’

Let’s go out there and win one for the Stripper!

I don’t excuse the women. I’m a short/fat woman, but lift on a semi-regular basis and I can crank out 30ish decent push-ups in a set. These women should be in far better shape than me.

Heaven help us if Hamilton Nolan sees this.

Why you gotta interrupt my strongly worded email with your silly warning?

This is the truest thing ever written on Adequate Man. I sit here with 5 windows of tabs, sort of organized, sort of not, wondering if and when I will get around to reading about What TV Antiheroes Can Learn From ‘BoJack Horseman’, or asking myself, Have Smarphones Destroyed a Generation?

I have hundreds of open tabs on all my computers, scattered across multiple Chrome windows. Last night, I discovered what happens when you get to 100 tabs in Chrome on Android, the little counter turns into a :D

yes to all of this dave. i saw them in punk clubs and on their “triumphant” “major label” “arena” tour which was a sold out show at the wang center in boston with the feelies opening for them. they managed something even The Pixies couldn’t: to be both ahead of their time and behind the right era to get our age…

This is the Kinja comment that gets results!

that’s how you win back to back to back AAU championships.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Shanghai is looking to transfer him to Foxconn.

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