To be fair, Blurred Lines is awful.

I think the point a lot of commenters seem to be missing is that he DID tell her it was a bad idea, and she didn’t listen. Burneko isn’t saying “Coddle your wife so that she thinks all her decisions are great.” I read this more as “What to do when your SO insists on going ahead with a terrible plan” vs. “How to…

Very impressive. Every time I try to imitate college I end up unspeakably lit and lose a shoe.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

With a dick that powerful, she’ll just start shooting butt babies out of there.

Or foot stuff!

For the love of god, just switch to anal.

Twitter is absolutely engulfed in them. If the Patriots don’t beat the Saints by 73 points, you will hear “GAROPPOLOOOOOOOOOO” in 1,000 voices ring out from over the horizon.

I am going to feel super smug about the fact that I was starting him in fantasy this week, after I decided to let my auto-draft handle things and it picked Andrew Luck.

He’s 40 years old. I know it’s taboo and “doubting Brady” to posit that he is mortal and subject to the passage of time, but he’s going to have weeks where his arm just looks washed. Maybe a lot of weeks, maybe only a few. But they will happen.

Bills are poised to take the lead in the afc east ...

This is not the same Alex Smith we’ve seen before. It’s pretty impressive.

Disappointed that Venus lost—I would really love for her to get one more Grand Slam—but good god. Venus didn’t lose that game; Sloane flat out won it. I couldn’t believe the balls she chased down.

I was saddened by Federer’s loss but not terribly surprised after his earlier struggles. At least he lost to Del Potro, a great player and truly nice guy, instead of some second-stringer like Youzhny. And if this is the beginning of the end of his career (though I wouldn’t count him out yet), we Fed fans at least…

Bucanero is real deal shit. There are basically two types of beer in Cuba, a light and a dark. This is the dark and you can drink it all day long.

If you drowned off the coast of Delaware, would there be better tax advantages for your body being discovered on the shore or floating in international waters?

“In conclusion, the court finds that Commissioner Goodell is within his rights as defined in the NFL Collective Bargaining Agreement and that LordSchnitzel74 can eat shit if he thinks he’s going to win the league on the back of Ezekiel Elliot’s running game again.”

Closing the window early will have a huge effect on the draft.

“He went as long as he could.”