Fed can get out of sorts with these super sluggers. Del Potro beat him for the US Open title years ago when Fed was in his prime.

I really thought it would be Nadal who would fall early and deny us of the Fedal match-up

I’m sure they have their reservations.

Doesn’t GarField hate dogs, though? Or is that just Odie?

Somewhere Sarah McLachlan is really wet.

Capriati was a little later. Chris, Martina, Zina Garrison, and...Kathy Rinaldi?? At Wimbledon.

(Davis’s money grab in Nevada was successful in large part because he enlisted local casino mogul Sheldon Adelson in his cause, even if he ultimately double-crossed Adelson)

Sandoval has found much more success at his 37 plate appearances at Golden Corral.

I hate the Patriots as much as any other good-hearted person, but anyone who thinks Deflategate was about anything but Spygate is an idiot.

THIS IS THE DAY FOR SHITTING ON THE STEELERS. PATS-SHITTING DAY IS THURSDAY.

Showed up to grounds at 5-3 in fourth set, mainly to watch Fed at night, but we sprinted to Grandstand. Been to several big tennis tournaments/matches, but honestly, nothing beats the feeling I had watching that 5th set. The heart on both sides, easily could have been a tank by Theim but he grinded his ass off. And…

*venomous

Well no shit, they are poisonous as hell.  

He forgot to mention on Linkdn he past experience as a tomato can boxer.

I skip the cone and do a mix of apple cider vinegar, water and a drop of dish soap. They fly in for the sweet apple vinegar and drown, the little suckers.

My favorite use for this stuff is to get rid of fruit flies. Put a 1/2 inch or so in a small jar, roll up a small cone from paper that will fit in the top of the jar - keep it a couple inches up from the cider, set it out and watch those little buggers go in and be unable (too stupid?) to get out.

What about dad-anger? Does it offer any relief from dad-anger? Because if I step on one more fucking Lego, I swear to God I’m going to burst into flames.

NOBODY TELL NIKKI.

One guy was heard to say.........”I’m covered from my head tomatoes.”

Yeah, she’d probably placenta top 10.