Really thought this was an announcement of Hack as the starter. Turns out I can’t spell.

I watched that movie a few weeks ago after not having seen it since I was maybe 10. I was appalled by that shower scene despite thinking it was hilarious when I was 10.

Hey, I did the same thing in my over-40 men’s league last night! I’m just an Icelandic beard and a planet’s worth of talent short of the EPL now.

Tottenham will get knocked out of the Champions League so that they could get on with the more serious challenge of qualifying for the Champions League.

Rich, man, the good news is that baseball is probably incapable of coming up with another way to hurt you this badly.

You rang?

Here’s Bob Ley’s thoughts on the matter:

They should replace him with Bob Ley.

How many hits would Pete Rose have had in his first 10 years if he only got to play 130 games per year?

must determine whether or not the tweet made a football like move

He asked me what kind of meat I liked

I must correct Jane Lee; the correct plural is Boogs Powell.

It will be a Boogie Wonderland.

2-2 pitch and he put it outside of the zone. The pitcher threw a good pitch and the batter had no business making contact with it. Good pitch, even better hit. That is often the story with sports.

To be fair, Wise is just following one of the many inspirational quotes from The Undefeated’s staff handbook: “Write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday.” - Jason Whitlock

Being 71, I’m wondering if he heard the starting gun.

“Is the coach a dick?”

Asking for a friend, Will wanking while looking at the eclipse make you extra blind?

I think all the Kinja sites have always had an eye for the absurdly awesome. It isn’t like they’re ESPN, and only able to land the Cornhole Championship at this point. Being an aggregate site does have benefits.

Since we’re editing other people’s comments around here, you could just say Evan Williams.