Probably because they only squeaked back into the Champions’ League by a single point and selling their best player at this point in the transfer window stands a very good chance of leading to their bombing out of the Champions’ League this year as well as missing top 4 in a hugely competitive EPL. The best players…

Up until this point, the only website where I would get rock-hard after clicking on something involving an 18-year old was Pornhub. No longer!  Now I can include Deadspin on that list after reading this article.

Shit, I just read a whole article about a guy watching a whole preseason NFL game. Knowing full well the whole time that this was the topic of the article. What the hell.

Wrong football, Megan, we meant Handegg players.

It’s not like they’re going to lose 75 more cats. Deadspin will move on eventually.

+1

Rally cat, rally cat why are they claiming you?
Rally cat, rally cat it’s not your fault...

And yet just days ago, the cat was attacking another member of the organization for doing his job.

I blame both sides

This inexorable frittering of getting to third, getting sent back to second and juggling the two infinitely is triggering some serious ptsd from my high school dating life.

I agree they should sell the cat to the highest qualified bidder

Not enough. I want 80 years of BFIB haunted by the ghost of a second-rate house pet. May my grandchildren heckle the team with balls of yarn.

Man Throws First Pitch, Hits Dong In Same Game

Fun fact: McKenna does that “back to me” bit in conversation too.

Devers delights denizens, dutifully delivers dingers, defense and depth...

Please tell me that Jon sent in a young picture of Drew. Because that really, really looks like Drew. And it might just top the Drew dancing in the bad polo shot.

“Good job out there, Chemosabe.”

Trading him was a very smart move (although they had no way of knowing the Leafs would crash and burn, gifting them Seguin).

White Sox Owner to GM: We must be rid of the white walkers

Personally I’d like to believe in the three weeks Clifford has been there Rick got fiery hot with Clipboards girlfriend and called him from the girlfriends phone—which presumably you would answer—and told him he’s been replaced. And traded. But I live a very strange life.