This is my Tiger Woods take. And you’re free to shit all over it, but I stand by it.
Tiger’s downfall was getting married. As soon as that engagement was announced, Derek Jeter should have had a goddamn intervention for him.
Tiger was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time and racking up majors at similarly steady…

Dilaudid is no joke either. It’s the first non-injected drug they give people recovering from joint replacements.

Judging by his drug cocktail, I take “unexpected reaction” to mean “not dead”.

I’m 49 and can’t skate, but Phil Kessel gives me hope I could be a professional athlete some day.

Phil Kessel Fills Vessel

Phil Kessel is a national treasure, and if you disagree, you are wrong.

I hate the Penguins as much as the next decent person, but goddammit, Phil Kessel is a national treasure.

Dad: “Jeremy, tell your stepmom what I did today. Tell her!”

He’s a great dane!!

Samer, I thought you hated barstool sports?

So the Rockies farm Double A and Triple A teams are the Yard Goats and Isotopes, respectively.

A good second-round gamble is the Chiefs taking a 6-foot-7 guy who played at an FCS school and hoping he becomes a starting DE. A bad second-round gamble is picking a kicker when there are plenty of similar options at his position available near the end of or after the draft.

I thought the new stadium was supposed to price out people with souls.

Devers [to Chapman] - “You got a fastball, fast enough for me to drive it that way.”

Same. MRI showed bone bruise to my Tibia and torn MCL. No surgery, but I’m in week 7 of recovery, though. Still hurts like a mother. Get well soon!

Tebow: [steps into RH batter’s box]

They look like Best Buy’s Geek Squad militia

If you want to cut to the chase and see the actual highlights without dealing with the weird non-working issue with ad-blockers at the NBCSports site, here you go:

Where’s the damn horse?

Always steeplechase truthers.