Ball people are usually teenagers so I’d go with the Deadspinners who look most like teens.

Due to his poor result, Billy was relegated to ballboying the Utica Open.

Came for this sort of action:

Are you refering to the large Cuban population that has nuanced and complex thoughts regarding Cuba and it’s people, who are more than willing to debate and discuss differing viewpoints?

Someone else might be available, too.

Oh. My. God. It’s his head!

Your people will be hearing from my people...

“Nuts”

Nah, we generally like our genitals more than we like the Mets.

DC United is the classy, if not totally unique, pick of the original MLS teams which were ghastly by comparison. (Seriously? San Jose CLASH?)

UPDATE: it appears Tenny Sandgren is a douche as well.  

Actually, I just stumbled on a story about Ichiro breaking Carew’s record for most hits by a foreign-born player. I wonder if that’s how those two made it in.

He actually did get a call from the HOF but it was dropped

Sammy Sosa simply refuses to pick a race

At least they got Rafael AT&T’s name right.

The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

Miami Floridians

Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim California on Earth in the Solar System close to Mars but not too close to the Sun.

This injury means Liverpool will finish between 3rd and 5th. Had he stayed healthy, they’d have finished between 3rd and 5th.