To be fair, I’m roughly the same age as Scherzer and I got a similar injury after shampooing my hair the other day.

In honor of playing for 30 teams by age 30?

Would anyone else be interested in a Freddy Adu 30 for 30?

“I bet if I ran over Coach with the equipment cart, I’d get like a whole week off.”

NFL player here. You are spot on about the impotence of the union. Dom touched on it briefly at the end of his article, but the real crux of the union is the wealth disparity between “stars” and the journeymen. Because of this growing disparity, neither class of player has an incentive to strike. The stars want to…

Dom, what the fuck, look at a picture of a Ben & Jerry’s carton. Drew is clearly correct on this one.

Giving up HRs and BBs at a low rate doesn’t confound stats people. They’re the only way to be successful if you don’t strike guys out. That’s basic DIPS theory.

Pro tip. When you go to the San Diego Safari Park and you’re feeling flush and want to pay for a little extra something, don’t do what most people do and pony up for the African safari. Get the Asian one, which is less crowded (my family and I were the only ones on it, while the African one was jammed), already drives…

Justin Morneau, Brian Fuentes, Clint Barmes, Aaron Cook, Willy Tavares, Jorge De La Rosa.

A nasty collision with a Willy is usually cause for a Yoan.

Serious answer: some people love this stuff and are genuinely inspired by it (especially the kind of people who earnestly use descriptive hashtags). A former colleague who’s a partner at a large law firm and a super connected guy in a major city keeps pinned to the wall behind his computer a small 5x6 photo of him and…

Wow, I would’ve expected Bisciotti to be the dunkee.

Solar System Dong is the best dong.

Things are shaping up perfectly for a Dodgers-Yankees World Series, a ratings bonanza for Fox executives. This all but locks in a Rockies-Indians series.

Beltre probably wouldn’t have signed a long-term deal during his last free-agent go-around if former commissioner Bud Selig had his way. Here’s the crux from Ken Rosenthal’s report:

Every fucking time (well at least for the last seven years and counting) I read about the abyss that is third base for the Red Sox I think about this good baseball man and slowly shake my damn head. What a good, nay great, baseball man.

His HoF bust should have a pressure sensitive head that results in a hidden fist punching anyone that touches it.

Willie Nelson Smoked A Doobie For Career Hit Number 3,000

own-golazo

Inverness, In Her Nest, I can see how that mistake was made.