Didgeridoo you believe in miracles!!!!

Clearwater ladies sing this song, “Duda, Duda”
Clearwater causeway is 10 miles long, “Oh a Duda, day”

All trophies are meaningless when you really think about it, man.

The LAFC gig is obviously a step back from Swansea...

While the “Ball Brothers” doesn’t have the same ring as the Menendez Brothers, I really see no other options here.

I’m confused. Do I celebrate Stanton and Grilli for having fun, or condemn Stanton for being a fun police who is shitting on Grilli for not playing the game the “right way”? Is this a batflip situation, or a Brian McCann situation. I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FEEL!

Same with the Gwinnett Braves name! Gwinnett of course was founded by a group of racists, and was later the home of more racists.

I love the cool names minor league teams have that reflect the town’s history. In this case of course Lehigh Valley was founded by a group of German pig farmers and was later home of the Acme Iron Company, the world’s first electrical iron.

Surely that was the Service Electric Slide of the Game.

A Dempsey goal is an ugly, scruffy thing, one scored by unconventional means and celebrated with scowl instead a smile. He’ll loft a ball over your head instead of beating you with pace

I was promised fundamentals!

But their child will be the USSF’s Stallion That Mounts the World.

Why would he want to leave KC to go play for some Mickey Mouse organization?

A few years ago, my December flight from Minnesota was delayed due to snowstorms. Southwest didn’t pay for any transportation or overnight hotels, so I did the only thing I could: jog back to my hotel in the dead of night in the middle of the snow storm. Although it was called a storm, I didn’t mind the soft…

/fuck i’m old

Altuve jockeying for position in MVP Race

Racism? At an Indians game?

Not when it’s a group stage tournament and the Mexican side needed the win to advance over T&T it’s not

*DABs as airhorns go off*

*receives pink slips*