Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

For those of you wondering, “Chicharito” is Spanish for “Little pea who always goes offside.”

The Right Way IPA, by Unwritten Rule Breweries

Dump the asshole who yanks the cup out of her hand to take credit for the ball. Believe me, he’ll only become more of a controlling asshole, not less.

Nothing like the craft beer accents of leather, pine tar, pitcher sweat and whatever else the pitcher had been rummaging around for in his pants for.

“Please...thats our job.” -Nats.

thanks for posting this.

“If the CDC recommends schools not send home kids for lice — and the present policy is moving towards never sending kids home at all — shouldn’t an airline let a kid complete his travel home with his family?”

ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen

“Honestly, yeah it’s terrible,” Paul said about his neighbors’ complaints. “It’s a bad situation. No, I feel bad for them, for sure. There’s nothing we can do, though. The Jake Paulers [Paul’s fans] are the strongest army out there. Dab.” And then he dabbed.

“Neymar is currently the world’s second-best player”

I sense some sort of thematic convergence between this series of posts and the NBA Summer League posts.

Pulisic’s Pitch Performance Positively Proficient

In Ken Dryden’s seminal work, The Game, he tells the story of being on a team bus in Boston (or possibly Chicago), when the bus stopped below an elevated train track. Out the window they saw a homeless guy drinking out of a paper bag and playing with himself, so one of his teammates yelled back something to the effect…

Played goalie for a couple of decades - great perks, including:

I think Trump’s hard-on for big trucks comes from A) his image of what a big strong man is: driving a big truck, digging for coal and grabbing a pussy, possibly all at the same time; and B) his overcompensation for living a life where he’s never had to lift a finger, is a germophobe and yet still wants to look like a…

How could you guys omit a hockey goaltender? There’s a reason they’re all crazy people. Seriously, goalies talk to themselves, talk to their posts, etc., all because they’re all by themselves, endure insane levels of intensity for a brief period of time and then absolute, utter boredom the rest, but still have to be…

The market is artificially depressed. Kirk Cousins isn’t overpaid; Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady are drastically underpaid.

Dearly begloved, we are gathered today...

I think the majority of America’s reputable laboratories are mostly working on dong pills and such.