This will either be a fun pairing or a total disaster

Suddenly, I have a strong urge to fire up NHL ‘94.

That tat reminds me of a story Bob Hope told Playboy about Lenny Bruce. Hope was a huge Lenny Bruce fan, and had snuck into a show where Bruce spotted him from the stage (this was in the early 1960's). Lenny then something like, “Hey Bob, this is my impersonation of Jack Parr taking a shit”. Whereupon he seated…

Buck Showalter chose to watch his daughter give birth last night instead of watching Wade Miley stumble through his standard ~4 innings. He’s probably sour that she couldn’t prolong it enough that he’d miss Ubaldo’s start too.

That season Ubaldo almost won a Cy Young feels like one thousand years ago. Man.

I can verify this, as I have 3 kids but have only caught 1 foul ball, and have expended roughly the same amount of effort to achieve both.

Of course, my doctor tells me it’s somewhat harder to make another baby once you have a foul ball.

You can always make another baby, but there’s only one foul ball.

If only she had been warned of his poor decision-making beforehand

Is Trump really worse as of today than the 8 years of W?

When asked how he got to where he is, Alpha Kaba replied “By culture and by merit.”

I am straight-up never going to tire of the “getting hit by” runner. I hope on my deathbed, my demented, Alzheimer’sy self reads an article about “Early 21st century presidents, ranked” that ends “6. Getting hit by a Glorbulon Freighter.

“This Meyers Leonard is busted. Get me a new one.”

From Blazers Edge:

“The NBA is better when the Knicks are good” is something I’ve been hearing said for going on two decades now without an iota of evidence to back it up.

Very true. It still is a bit jarring that Rodgers took less guaranteed money than Timofey Mozgov.

Best outcome here is that they trade Kristaps but end up stuck with Melo, right?

Falcon McFalconface will be traded at the deadline for Pigeon McPigeonface and Edwin Jackson.

Georgia still won’t let a Freeman be first in anything

Well Jay Jaffe called his stat JAWS without asking first so both sides do it